Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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