why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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