best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
