i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Randomize
