We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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