Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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