Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You pole danced in your parka.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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