What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Congratulations! We have a period
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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