bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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