Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Welp...herpes.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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