So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
