I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we made out on top of his cat.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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