He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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