yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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