Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Randomize