she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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