ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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