gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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