and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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