Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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