GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
