Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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