do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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