Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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