Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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