So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
