i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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