I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Randomize
