I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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