Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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