Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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