I wanna passion pit in your ass
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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