Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
