I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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