Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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