i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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