I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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