I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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