Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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