So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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