Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
