your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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