oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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