it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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