I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
