Too much gin, very little bucket
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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