Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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