If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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