But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I love black thongs
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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