So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
are you so shy because you have an std?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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