Why are handjobs necessary in class?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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