And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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