I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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