Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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