do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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