No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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