I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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