i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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